Tom and Dylan's Milk Time
The funniest guys in the whole wide world.
Video Pods available on YouTube: @MilkTimePod
Episodes
12 episodes
Ep 12 - One Perfect Podcast (W/ Sam Lindsey and Milan Patel)
Sam Lindsey and Milan Patel of Perfect Politics Pod come to town (tom's house)! Raw and uncut version on YouTube. Harpal in a lab coat, Wad of ones, Autistic liability, the movies good but the ride is better. Ya best start believin' in...
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52:03
Ep 11 - Thelma and The Beekeeper (w/ Paige Weldon)
Go buy Paige's new album, I Turned Out Fine! Paige is a friggin concert head. Tom has an idea… a sentence idea. Andrew Caudill is devastated, Dylan is still wrong about Tom’s parking ticket scheme, the decay of the tooth and horny morticians. S...
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1:02:29
Ep 10 - No More Mr. MilkTime (W/ Cooper Lyden)
One half of the dagnabbit boys are here! we got Cooper Lyden, comedy store regular and general stud. Dong so bad she's checkin myspace. WWMD - What would monk do, dumb prime ministers, evil nerds and thoughtful bros. Cooper Lyden, Calabasas Rai...
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1:08:22
Ep 9 - Gay After Labor Day (W/ Heather Shaw)
Heather Shaw comes to town! Forgive the 3 mins of football talk. Will has a bengal's breakdown. Two former alcoholics reminisce. Are we all subs? Clamato and Diet Pepsi. Good Heroin? Better Mandal. Wine from Provence region of Franch. Purple Ke...
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1:10:12
Ep 8 - A Letter From The Prez (W/ Dan Donohue)
Dan Donohue is in the house. Orcs are the ultimate form of man, front row with an Eyepatch and cotton-eyed joe wedding. Aloped from behind. Dylan basks in a statement and Momala addresses the podcast. Tom’s gotta get her flowers or Dan will. Th...
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1:07:38
Ep 7 - Mom-O, Dad & Daddy Jr. (w/ Monique Moreau)
Pocket vodka and a relapse over ice. Dumbo Columbo. Please, I just need to read that book one more time. Excuse me, you’re confusing me with a Wide Receiver. Dog sitted? Dog Seated? Straightest guys in the world. That dog needs a Blue Chew. Mor...
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1:12:27
Ep 6 - Multiple Time Losers (w/ Clark Franzman)
Hans pops in to help explain the audio botch (Clark around min 25!) and Louie mounts Dylan. There is a prepared statement. Too bad there’s not a rehab for losers. Two time losers can fix a broken window. More lead in Clark’s house than presiden...
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1:08:53
Ep 5 - The Minion Switch (with Will Sennett)
From the twisted *** of our parents come... Dylan and Tom! The true test of character is how someone treats minions. Banana? This guy rules. Dylan and Tom get a boyfriend! Lottie is a free spirit (and mad at Tom). Opening line? Voice memo dog p...
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1:07:09
Ep 4 - Plain Janes n' Pit Stains (with Hans Kulla-Mader)
Tom can’t middle, Jackbook pro sparks outrage, what do you want… a poop sandwich? Don’t fight Hans, he’s a biter. Steward, Stuart or Stewart? Did someone ask for comedy? Well here’s a Victor Krum impression. Dance, Dance Revolution star Kurt Fu...
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1:11:13
Ep 3 - Tom-O-Philes (with AJ O'Connell)
What's up pals, this one has some dang sizzle to it. Ignore the first 15 seconds of audio quality while I get the mics going. AJ O'Connell tried to help us name the podcast before we settled on Milk Time. A Schlemiel is the idiot w...
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1:18:53